Shady Grady




Have you seen the 1985 film The Stuff? Well you should. Some of that extraterrestrial white goo climbed up into an ovulating female sasquatch's cooter, and nine months later Shady Grady came crawling out with a deafening shriek. Unable to pursue a legal adoption, the sasquatch clan left him on the doorstep of a Church of Satan. He's been witnessing the Nine Statements ever since.


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